hungarian:

if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy

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coolscar:

They’re evolving

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shrekjpeg:

when u excited about something and ur friend isntimage

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clamperl:

what type of currency do they use in outer space

image

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shutupaubrey:

i’d rather be a skittle than a human

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pvriah:


nonelikerae:

I am in love with this

Bruh

pvriah:

nonelikerae:

I am in love with this

Bruh

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gayindustrialcomplex:

Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

did you eat your parents

How about you mind your own business

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gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

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izzetheking:

How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies

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babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

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